Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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