the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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