the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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