He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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