youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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