absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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