I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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