I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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