My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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