omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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