It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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