I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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