Joe is yelling at the trees again.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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