hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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