please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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