god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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