My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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