I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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