I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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