and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
grandma shit on top of the toilet
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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