College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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