is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I understand Curling. That high.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
