weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
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Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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