bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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