i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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