yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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