Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
