i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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