where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.