I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It was confusing and full of hummus
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
not ubering you a puppy
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later