Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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