he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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