Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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