He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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