sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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