I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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