I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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