Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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