I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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