Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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