Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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