it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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