You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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