Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize
