Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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