Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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