I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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