So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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