that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Randomize
