Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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