my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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