I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
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I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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