I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
wow bdsm is so cute
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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