please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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