I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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