I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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