Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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