Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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